we are a 10 piece mariachi cover band, based in london, unlike anything you've ever seen (well, except those jeffing doritos guys) who play raucous renditions of absolute bangers with unbelievable passion, questionable skill and absolute ridiculousness
If you need to find Mariachi El Pinche Gringo, all you need to do is look for the sweatiest, dumbest, most raucous party in the surrounding area and that's where they'll be. Well, either that or passed out under a tree with their sombreros on their faces surrounded by empty tequila bottles and unbreakable pinatas. Anyone who hears this bunch of gnarly bandito DIY PUNX's blend of sketchy mariachi and 90's pop songs immediately loves them, and we're willing to bet you'll be no different. Just whatever you do don't mention those pesky Doritos guys... Bad things will happen. ¡AYAYAYAYAY!
"Mariachi El Pinche Gringo will blow your mind. They blew their own years ago with tequila and the constant repetition of eighties synth pop classics, and their raucous mariachi stylings have now come to resemble a rowdy mix of the two. If you like your music dumb and your men in questionable leggings, track down this bunch of bandito idiots as they cut a swathe of ridiculousness through life. ¡ARRRIBA!"
EL DIVA
GUITAR. LEAD VOX.
MORE DIVA THAN MARIAH CAREY .
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS. AND YOUR SONS.
EL G
BASS.
MOST AMAZING AND TALENTED
MEMBER OF THE BAND.
WITHOUT HIM WE'D BE NOTHING.
EL INCOMMUNICADO
UKELELE.
ABSOLUTE LIABILITY.
UNCONTACTABLE.
EL WHEEZY
ACCORDION.
COMPLETELY MENTAL.
SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE.
EL REY
MARACAS.
AN ABSOLUTE FORCE OF NATURE. THE MOST RIDICULOUS FRONTMAN EVER.
THE MEXICAN BEZ. TO SEE IS TO BELIEVE.
EL 80%
Part time bass.
full time joke.
allergic to rinsing.
EL SOFT
SAXOPHONE.
A COMPLETE SOFTIE.
LOVES KITTENS AND CUDDLES.
EL BABE
A MASTER TRUMPETEER. A COMPLETE BABE.
THE ONLY MUSICIAN IN THE BAND.
LADIES, HE WILL LOOK BETTER THAN YOU IN TIGHTS.
CUBAN PETE
SAXOPHONE.
THE BOSS OF THE BRASS SECTIONE.
THE DAD OF THE BAND.
EL THIGHS
SAXOPHONE.
A GENUINE WORLD RECORD HOLDER.
THE BIGGEST THIGHS EVER MEASURED BY MAN.
EL GUARDIAN
GUITAR, BASS, VOX, PERCUSSION.
A MAN OF MANY TALENTS.
TO HUG HIM IS TO KNOW HIM.
currently on extended paternity leave.
EL BONE
TROMBONE.
newest member of the band.
already knows the parts better than anyone.
if you'd like us to come party with you, get in touch via email, phone or facebook
mariachielpinchegringo
@gmail.com
phone
07935716749
BOOKINGS
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we will play pretty much anything and anywhere - we've played festivals, weddings, house parties, hen dos, birthday parties, day of the dead parties, cinco de mayo parties, new years' eve parties, xmas shows, charity shows , corporate functions etc.
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we're based in london but have partied from greece to ireland, from edinburgh to bristol and many other places in between. ¡we've even played middlesbrough!
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we can play with between 5 to 10 of us, and we have enough absolute bangers to play 2 x 45 min shows if necessary.
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we also have an amazingly excellente xmas setlist which is guaranteed to you bring xmas party joy